By Mike Spry
1. Develop a subtle dependence on alcohol, just enough to make you an asshole, but not enough to kill you. A lot of younger folks wishing to remain single will turn to drugs, be it prescription or illicit. This is a common mistake. A drug addiction suggests there is a possibility for recovery, and will attract those who want to “save” you.
IT’S GREAT THAT PORN STARS HAVE AN EDUCATION AND SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON LATER IN LIFE. On the other hand, it does create this odd disconnect to discover that somebody you’ve seen naked and boning on video is officially smarter than you. Which seems unfair, since they’re also better-paid, better-looking, and have more fun at their job.
If you read our Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck, you already know where we’re going with this post. Haywire opens this Friday (1/20) and the more we hear / see about it, the more our anticipation grows. At first, it looked like another one of those straight-to-DVD titles from WWE in which they try to give us the next Rock. But, when you look at the director (Soderbergh who gave us Sasha Grey’s “debut” in The Girlfriend Experience) and the cast (Douglas, Tatum, Fassbender, McGregor, Banderas), we might just have an underrated “hit” on our hands.
